Your Mid-Week Butt Kickn-Perceptions

There once was a lady that watching the woman next door hanging up her laundry to dry. The lady went and grabbed her husband and stated “Look how dirty that woman’s laundry is.” The next day she noticed that the woman was hanging another load of laundry. She once again grabbed her husband and said “Wow her laundry looks so clean and nice today. What a big difference.” The husband responded, “Well I got up early this morning and cleaned our dirty windows.”

Do your windows need a little cleaning?

A man was driving home from work one day when he was involved in an accident. He pulled over and yelled “Will you learn how to drive lady; you’re the fourth person to hit me today!”

Is it everyone else or do the recurring problems you are having start with you?

Two guys were meeting a friend for dinner after they were done with work. The friend asked one of the guys “How was work?”

He responded, “The same old thing different day, laying brick after brick.”

The friend then turned to the other guy and asked him about his day at work, he responded, “Another awesome day of work. We are building the new sky scraper downtown. It will put many people to work, have three restaurants and stand the test of time for many generations to come. I will be able to show my kids and grand children what I had a part in building. It’s a team effort with plumbers, electricians and all sorts of people. I love going there.”

Are you laying brick or are you building something?

This is your Mid-Week Butt Kickn. Go kick butt and let’s start with you butt!